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confusedapprentice:

Me: * has panic attack, overacts, cries and breaks down*

Things: * turn out okay*

Me:

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

tilthat:

TIL that cigarette butts are the single greatest source of ocean trash. Cigarette butts have long been the most collected item on the world’s beaches, with a total of more than 60 million collected over 32 years.

via reddit.com

j4ckwynand:

“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object

best-shower-thoughts:

The entire Friday the 13th film franchise could have been avoided if Mrs. Voorhees just sued the owner of Camp Crystal Lake for negligence. (source)