prettyfeminism:

women are so powerful

deepnest:

splickedylit:

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

if i was a shapeshifter id have fat fucking tits

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

michelle-maya:

the-real-eye-to-see:

 Amazing! Waiting for the last one!

#BlackHistoryMonth

First of all.

This is HARD as fuck.

Second of all.

Look how PRECIOUS and POWERFUL she is😍😍😍

mechalesbian:

female character: *is unloved by the fandom*

me: