pointlesslypointing:

awholevarietyofstuff:

beejohnlocked:

superblyboring:

robotlyra:

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

Why did the crowd sound disappointed when the parachute deployed?

How was I supposed to prepare myself for this??